According to the Supreme Court, the Fourth Amendment regulates government conduct that violates an individual’s reasonable expectation of privacy.1 But no one seems to know what makes an expectation of privacy constitutionally “reasonable.”

--Orin S. Kerr, "Four Models of Fourth Amendment Protection"

NO one knows what the fuck that is, in other words. ad

But we're pretty sure that "reasonable" protects you from the invasion of the frog legs. a

And the wink. da

YOu should go your whole life, and the only frog legs you should deal with are the ones in 9th grade science class, and the ones you eat. d

That's your fucking Fourth Amendment f working for you! o