Since I make up things, I think that my grandfather is really god, he put all of this together, and he said, Lacey, I want you to be with a military guy, but he has to be a good guy, you know? A smart guy, a nice guy, but not too nice. So, I'm going to fix you up with all of these guys because your father is obviously not watching out fory ou.

And he's some scientist still on some hill somewheres, and he makes all the decisions about the guys, and he likes Navy guys the best.

Except my brilliant grandfather is dead.