Cal Tech

I was going to stretch the delusional diagnosis a little bit more (not that this was needed, mind you), and write on my profile that I got a bioengineering Ph.D. from Cal Tech, but I figured last minute that there was the odd possibility that someone with a real degree from Cal tEch could find me, and then what would I do? I couldn't piss off Cal Tech. They are one of the my favorites, and all.