My email ["A Heart"] has gone unanswered.
NO one likes to face stupid ideas--it's more comfortable when it's other people's ideas--but considerably less comfortable when it's other people's stupid, romantic, emotional--all pinned on you ideas.
"Dear Lacey,
Have you ever been in Ithaca during the winter? Very cold. Having an Ivy League degree--I would know--doesn't make up for the weather difference. STay in CA.
Cuddles."
"Dear Lace,
You don't actually want to see me. I"m a very short, very fat man. Like this. See photo. And I lied about Harvard. I graduated from Brown. No one is impressed by Brown. yOu don't even know where it is.
Cuddles.
P.S. And it's still cold in Ithaca."
"Dear Lace,
I would tell you I'm married, but you'd just get on the plane faster.
Cuddles.
P.S. Did I tell you that it's extremely cold in Ithaca?"
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